By the way, nothing I ever say, ever, has any truth behind it.
Decorating the gym can't mask the fact that it smells like a mix between corsage and balls.
You can accept that things are awful and still have a sense of humor about it.
The national anthem blows. Are you kidding me? Do any of you have it on your iPod?
Scattergories is second base for Christians.
Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.