Charley talking to Cookie ‘'You know those women in nursing homes that have to be restrained around the clock because they mix up everyones medication and steal all the bedpans?'' ‘’Yes'' I said wondering what I was walking into ''That’s going to be you!'' She was probably right, if I live that long

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me

Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.

Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.