When I first saw a strap on, I put it on my head and ran around like a rhino.

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

I've never had a surprise birthday party. I've had every other type of surprise. I've had surprise beatings, surprise drug tests, surprise daughter I think.

I never wanted to be famous.

Being on the road is kind of lonely.

I'm not like a performer type.

I have no grand scheme.