Jesse Joyce is a great writer.

I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?

I have a lot of pot tendencies. I'm always late, I laugh for no reason, I watch Jeopardy! with the sound off and make up my own questions.

I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.