When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me.
I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.
I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.
I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.
I gotta quit smoking, doctor's orders, and the drinking, court orders.
Never drink alone, that's what they say. But you know what? If you drink you will never be alone, alright?