Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?

Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.

I'm not really a music guy.

Friends are important, dontcha think? Hmmm? I think so. The way I see it, you got friends, and you got your best friend, big difference. To me, a friend's a guy who will help you move. A best friend's a guy who will help you move a body. That's how I look at it.

For me, Molly Hatchet is high school. It makes me feel like I have hair and a future.

Sometimes you need a cigarette. Like after you have sex with a beautiful woman or a confused young man.

I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears.