Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?
If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.
I never wanted to be famous.
I don't mind a crowd's not laughing; it's the groans that slow down the show.
I have no grand scheme.
I love Fear Factor, but I think they're running out of fears. It's only a matter of time before they're sitting around doing shots of Hepatitis C.