I'm not really a music guy.
Every dude in here has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat.
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.
Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.
Are you shooting webs of stupid at me?
Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."