I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.

A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I mean, you can boo or laugh, and that's pretty much what you're supposed to do with jokes. You're not supposed to take it any further than that.

Jesse Joyce is a great writer.

Don't get me wrong, I like to cuddle. But there is such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so that they can't get away.

I have no grand scheme.

I'm a joke comic. I tell jokes.

I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.