If you take off your pants and her first reaction is, "Awwww, look at it...like a little baby Jesus." Time to buy a Porsche.

Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.

I don't watch reality TV.

I'm not really a music guy.

I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

I don't think I'm a star or a celebrity or any thing like that.