This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like a magician and doesn't do magic, I don't like. I don't even like magic, I hate it. But I love the word, "Ta-da"! I love that word! I don't get to say it, right? I never do any magic. You just can't go around walking, "Ta-da!" "Ta-da!" "Ta-da!" The only time I can say it is when I do something really stupid or surprising. Like if I go out all night drinking and hitting strip clubs and I come home and I still got some money... "Ta-da!" I thought I was broke. Why does my jaw hurt?

A joke is a joke, and people put too much meaning behind it. They react to it in the wrong way. I mean, you can boo or laugh, and that's pretty much what you're supposed to do with jokes. You're not supposed to take it any further than that.

Let's say you're in a situation where crystal meth can help you. Like, I don't know, you have too many teeth.

You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.

Women have all the power because women have all the vaginas.

Why do they collect garbarge at 5am? Why? It's garbage. It's not going to go bad again.

I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.