My mother told me, “Son, it is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick.” I have tried very hard to heed those words.

Reading... a vacation for the mind.

Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremendous boredom.

I have never had a point in my life to make. I'm just trying to entertain the reader.

The scrub sink...is the place where doctors wash their hands after they operate so that they won't get flecks of your vital organs on their Lexus upholstery.