Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Dave BarryThere's only one way kids will wear helmets, and that's if their parents are nagging them to. They will never wear helmets because some state passes a law requiring it.
Dave BarryI guess libertarianism is always considered so weird and fringe that people assume that you're in the closet if you don't go around talking about it.
Dave BarryThe main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.
Dave Barry