Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed Microsoft software' that can take over your computer and render it useless.

In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.

There comes a time in a man's life when he hears the call of the sea. If the man has a brain in his head, he will hang up the phone immediately.

By today's beauty standards, of course, Marilyn Monroe was an oil tanker.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Many people have trouble sticking to their resolutions, and there is a simple scientific explanation for this. In 1987, a team of psychologists conducted a study in which they monitored the New Year's resolutions of 275 people. After one week the psychologists found that 92 percent of the people were keeping their resolutions; after two weeks we have no idea what happened because the psychologists had quit monitoring.