Playing an unamplified electric guitar is like strumming on a picnic table.
You cannot paint the exterior of your house. You have to take the paint chip down to show the paint-chip Nazis.
The method preferred by most balding men for making themselves look silly is called the comb over.
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
[There is] a breed of fashion models