You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.

I've never been struck by lightning as far as I know, so the Higher Power is treating me as well as even those people who love him very much.

I want to gag sometimes when I see who "we" are recommending that people vote for, and not just as a libertarian.

He could even think about how fast he was thinking about things.

The president, apparently, was so totally unaware of where his foreign policy was that he had to appoint a distinguished commission to help him locate it, and when the commissioners called him in to testify, he told them, essentially, that he couldn't remember what it looked like. Now, if Richard Nixon had claimed something like that you would at least have had the comfort of knowing he was lying. You could trust Nixon that way. But with this president, you have this nagging feeling that he's telling the truth.

In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.

Hardware: where the people in your company's software section will tell you the problem is. Software: where the people in your company's hardware section will tell you the problem is.