Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.
Dave BarryMagnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
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Dave BarryDon't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!
Dave BarryIt was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they came up with the innovative idea of having a submerged nuclear submarine tow it.
Dave BarryIf Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered with French people, why are today's airplanes, which are equipped with radar and computers and individualized liquor bottles, unable to cope with fog?
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