You don't have to think really hard to get the joke. I think humor in general appeals to all people.

Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.

I argue very well. Just ask any of my remaining friends.

Famous designers think nothing of putting their names on your clothing, but would have the servants set the dogs on you if you ever tried to put your name on their clothing.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

It's a real smug self-righteous punk kid saying nobody has the right to tell him what to do and how dare you put a sign up saying that I can't go on your property?