If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make you so uncomfortable. If I look at my dog when he's eating, he will look at me like, "Dave, I will bite you. What are you looking at? I'm trying to eat." It's something that dehumanizes a person, being on display like that.

I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.

Where I'm from? A little town called none of yo god damn business.

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

I get a little heated when I talk about the past. But I wanted to be clear - I'm not mad at anybody - not anymore.

Listen, here it is: Technically, I never quit. I'm seven years late for work.

There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.