It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.