I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.

I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.

If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?

I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy.