I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.
Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.
Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.
I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.
I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.
Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.