Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy.

I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder.