I have got to do something that makes me focus on one thing, and so I will sit and listen to music, or I will read, or I will go and make ammunition in my workshop. I have just got to keep myself busy.

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.

Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.

I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.

I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.

It's how you deal with failure that determines how you achieve success.

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.