It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.
Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.
An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.
People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!