My ambition is to further create a signature sound, a signature spirit, that makes some kind of contribution to music in general.

It's not who wants to sleep with you; It's who wants to sleep with you again.

Critics like Elvis Costello because critics are like Elvis Costello.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's.

People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and dispair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!