I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

I knew already when I was seven years old, that I wanted to be on stage and entertain people. I sell laughs. Here, you got one for free!

Nobody's going to get a hot dog at my concert!

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

It doesn't matter the kind of music, it doesn't matter whether it's a cowboy hat or a yarmulke. I don't care if it's outer space or pop, the spirit is the same.

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance