I take my personal upkeep real seriously; my sense of organization and attention to detail; my memory; my business - I love the business.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

He who knows how will always work for he who knows why.

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!

Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog.

It's always irritated me that people say, 'Where's the action? Oh wow, there's no action here; let's go somewhere else.' These people will never find the action.