The new 'Mad Max' movie takes place in a post-apocalyptic world. I have a small part in 'Mad Max.' I play the old geezer who remembers what steak tasted like.

President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here.

A small handgun makes any TV remote control.

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.