The National Association of Theater Concessionaires reported that in 1986, 60% of all candy sold in movie theaters was sold to Roger Ebert.
David LettermanHillary Clinton is running for president. This time around, she promises to be warm and approachable. Like me.
David LettermanThe Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.
David LettermanYou folks like TV, you watch a lot of TV? There's a show right here on CBS, it's a huge hit. It's called the "Mentalist." And it's about this guy who has a heightened sense of observation. It's miraculous; he's the only guy in the world who can tell the difference between Sarah Palin and Tina Fey.
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