North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.
David LettermanGeorge Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.
David LettermanPepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.
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