I'll be honest with you. It's beginning to look like I'm not going to get 'The Tonight Show.'
David LettermanThe Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'
David LettermanWelcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.
David LettermanToday Mitt Romney is 68 years old. It's kind of sad, a 68-year-old guy with no job, no future - wait a minute, that's me.
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