God forbid I should be the last one to criticize, but I think may be Howard Dean has a bit of a problem because earlier today during a debate in New Hampshire, he bit off Joe Lieberman's ear.

Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.

President Obama is in China. Also in China is evil Russian dictator Vladimir Putin. They're both in China at the same time. It's like running into your ex-girlfriend on vacation.

John Kerry told Tom Ridge he was too busy to receive a Homeland Security briefing. I thought that was odd, since you're not supposed to ignore terrorist threats until after you become president.

Prince William and Kate Middleton are in New York City. We have got to do something about immigration.

Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.