I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers.
David LettermanDo you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.
David LettermanWhen I stopped smoking cigars it was the biggest mistake I made in my life. So my resolution for 98 is Im going to start smoking cigars again. I gave them up about a year and a half ago, and I now realize that it may have been my one last fun, interesting thing to do.
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