Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.

John Kerry went duck hunting and he's doing that to fulfill his campaign pledge to hunt down the ducks and kill them wherever they are! Kerry did pretty well; he came back with four ducks and three Purple Hearts.

Tim Tebow may be back in the NFL with the Philadelphia Eagles. As you remember, he was thrown out of the league when he landed his gyrocopter on the White House lawn.

Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.

The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

Back when we started this show, the hottest program on television was 'Keeping Up With the Gabors.'