I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

Every day is President's Day when you have an intern!

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

Donald Trump announced that he is not running for president. He would rather spend his time making Gary Busey sell Snapple on the street.

Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

Because Utah is largely Mormon country, the firing squad's a little different. You're blindfolded but no cigarette.