Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'
David LettermanYou probably heard about the big prisoner swap with Cuba. A man who has been incarcerated in Havana for five years is back home in the United States. And we sent them some prisoners. The deal still has to be approved by President Obama and Bud Selig.
David LettermanHerman Cain has suspended his presidential campaign, but he has asked the Secret Service if they could continue to provide him protection, at least until his wife cools off.
David LettermanIraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.
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