Hillary is in Iowa to listen to what the people are saying - because if you want her to speak, that will cost you $200,000. So she's there listening.

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.

One day you're the leader of Iraq, the next day you're being checked for fleas on Fox News.

Any online gamblers here? Well, Congress is looking in shutting that down.There's going to be a massive congressional investigation of online gambling and they're going to shut it down. And when they get done with that, they're going to look into this North Korean thing.

President Bush wants to build a space station on the moon. And from the moon, he wants to launch people to Mars. You know what this means. He's been drinking again.

It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.