Hillary is in Iowa to listen to what the people are saying - because if you want her to speak, that will cost you $200,000. So she's there listening.

What a day. It's 53 and gloomy - like President Obama.

Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.

Father's Day: When you get that lethal combination of alcohol and new power tools.

I'm an environmentalist. Most of my jokes are recycled.

The Pope also said that while he's in town he would like to go see 'The Book of Mormon.'

Over in Afghanistan, Osama stuck his head out of the cave and saw a shadow. So, that means six more weeks of bombing.