Yesterday was Election Day. If we have any Democrats in the audience, I'm sorry but you're going to have to give up your seats.

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.

Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.

The Academy Awards are passed out on Sunday. It's voted by members of the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences. Or as I call them, 50 shades of white.

North Korean dictator Kim Jung Il may be stepping down. Yeah, experts in the State Department say he could be replaced by his son, Menta Li Ill.

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

The 2016 presidential campaign is heating up. Can you feel the indifference, the apathy?