The Catholic Church has a tough new policy on child molestors: three strikes and you're a cardinal.

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

New Orleans: The least annoying French place on Earth.

An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.

Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie.

Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.

The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag