I heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart.

It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year?

You can email me, but I prefer letters that come through conventional mail. I like letters that have been licked by strangers.

Tim Tebow has been on the bench longer than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.

To save energy, New York City is now dimming the lights of the skyscrapers and the skyline at night. There's a bad side to this. If you need Batman, you have to text him.

Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party.