I heard this rumor that al Qaeda is merging with Hamas. Yeah, I got that tip from Martha Stewart.

It was stupid behaviour. And you take a look at the explosion, and it knocks you down and you wake up every morning and you're scared and you're depressed and sad, and you kind of got to let that knock you down and knock you down.

Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral expenses.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

Iraq is so bad that President Obama phoned Hillary Clinton and asked her if she could start early.

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

John Walker, while he was in Afghanistan, told people his goal was to have four wives. ... Do we need any further proof that this guy is out of his mind? Four wives? That's how al Qaeda gets you to become a suicide bomber.