Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto.

Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.

Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.

I'm still here. I knocked off another competitor.

People say we need royalty. We have royalty in the United States - the Kardashians.

Former President Bill Clinton is on the program tonight. He says that while his wife runs for president, he would like to stay out of the limelight. Well, he's certainly come to the right place. He'll be fine here.