The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

It was a tough press conference for President Bush. He spent the first ten minutes trying to pronounce Fallujah. ... Bush insisted that Iraq is not Vietnam. Of course not, he avoided Vietnam.

The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them.

This will be Michelle Obama's last opportunity to try to get me to eat kale.

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

Did you see Howard Dean ranting and raving? Here's a little tip Howard - cut back on the Red Bull.

Pamela Anderson is a great dancer considering she can't see her feet.