The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash.

Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family.

Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this - if John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have this trouble.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

Life experience is the best teacher.

Good luck finding a place to park in New York City. And when you do, good luck figuring out the parking signs, restrictions, and prohibitions. It is so complicated. It has gotten so bad, I never park my car without a lawyer.