The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'

Quiet down, we don't want to wake the Russians.

Mitt Romney is running for president again. That will be attempt No. 3. Well, everybody needs a hobby. He's almost certainly running, and I'm almost certainly retiring, so I don't care.

So the guy who shot Gadhafi was wearing a Yankees cap. Did you see that? If he'd had a Boston Red Sox hat on he probably would have missed.

Last night we had Bill Clinton, the former president. Security was as tight as Governor Christie's yoga pants.

Now there are reports that Osama bin Laden would like to commit suicide on television. This is the kind of lead-in I have been praying for every since I came to CBS. Bin Laden is planning a televised suicide or, as I call it, hosting the Academy Awards.