The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.

A small handgun makes any TV remote control.

Happy Cinco de Mayo. In honor of Cinco de Mayo, mayor Bill de Blasio is filling all New York City potholes with guacamole.

I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal.

The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them.

Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.

There is no off position on the genius switch.