Insiders say that Trump is running for president as a publicity stunt. That's not the Donald Trump I know.

I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?

Here's the plot of 'Interstellar.' Refugees - they're known as Democrats - they're looking for a new planet.

Yesterday, the Senate voted to approve President Clinton's decision to send troops to Bosnia. And they voted to change the name of that mission to "Operation Forget About Whitewater".

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

I heard this today and I thought this was fascinating and interesting. President Bush has two daughters, two beautiful daughters, and they may work on their father's presidential campaign after they get out of college and I thought, well, that's a pretty good move because in this economy, they won't be able to find real jobs.

So they caught Gadhafi in a storm sewer and shot him. Or as they call it in the Middle East, an orderly transfer of power.