George W. said he doesn't watch television. And, of course, well - the reason for that is the Clintons stole the White House satellite system.
David LettermanI think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.
David LettermanObama took a tour of the Great Wall of China and said, 'We need one of these things around the White House.'
David LettermanThey're saying President Obama doesn't have any friends. The problem is that he can't get Congress to approve one.
David Letterman