Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

The first presidential debate was down in Florida. Residents spent all day putting plywood on their televisions.

It was stupid behaviour. And you take a look at the explosion, and it knocks you down and you wake up every morning and you're scared and you're depressed and sad, and you kind of got to let that knock you down and knock you down.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.

I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.