United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either.

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.'