This Hillary Clinton scandal has to do with emails. All I get are emails for Canadian Viagra.
David LettermanEverybody was upset that Vladimir Putin was missing. He was in Switzerland with his girlfriend. She had a baby in Switzerland because in Russia childbirth is not covered by Putin-care.
David LettermanI'm very resourceful. I'd be good in prison. I'd be good in a shipwreck. I'd make a great hostage.
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