Yesterday, the Senate voted to approve President Clinton's decision to send troops to Bosnia. And they voted to change the name of that mission to "Operation Forget About Whitewater".

John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican.

Arnold is now the front runner. Everyone was snickering about it a month ago, now it looks like he will be the next governor of California. He is so confident he has already chosen a body oil for the inauguration.

A small handgun makes any TV remote control.

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

Welcome to the program. My name is Dave Letterman, and tonight I'm giving my two-week notice.

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.