In the last 48 hours King Abdullah from Saudi Arabia passed away. I have a moral dilemma. The king passed away three or four days ago. Is it too soon to hit on Queen Latifah?

John Kerry spent the day reading to preschoolers ... and the kids said Kerry actually lacked warmth and failed to articulate a clear message.

When Martha gets out she'll be under house arrest in her big $40 million mansion in Bedford. Boy, that'll teach her. She's only allowed out of the house for doctors visits, grocery shopping, or to dump more stock.

There is no off position on the genius switch.

You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.

I think you can use some of those words on TV. But one thing you can't do is throw coffee, I've said it over and over again!

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.