The CIA special unit that was searching for Osama bin Laden has been disbanded. So I guess, mission accomplished.
David LettermanPrivately I think that I'm not really somebody who has a network television show. Celebrities are other people - Johnny Carson and Sylvester Stallone. I'm just a kid trying to make a living is the way I feel.
David LettermanDo you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war in Iraq that his brother started. All he needs is a hot tub time machine.
David LettermanHillary Clinton is driving across Iowa in a van. It's to get to know the people she'll never, ever see again in her life.
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