Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.

How many people saw Arnold's speech last night? I haven't seen that many Kennedys in one place since their last trial.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

Instead of reading vows at the wedding ceremony, they read hacked Sony emails.

Any online gamblers here? Well, Congress is looking in shutting that down.There's going to be a massive congressional investigation of online gambling and they're going to shut it down. And when they get done with that, they're going to look into this North Korean thing.

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

I don't mind being accused of being a bad comedian and I don't even mind being accused of being a bad talk-show host, but I never want to be accused of being an arrogant, pompous showbiz asshole.