Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.

Those North Korean hackers are at it again. Earlier today they leaked Santa's naughty list.

Do you know what I'm going to do when I retire? I hope to become the new face of Scientology.

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.

Earlier today, we got a call from Stephen Hawking. He's a genius, and after 6,028 shows he ran the numbers and he said it works out to about eight minutes of laughter.

Trump says that if he's elected, he won't let the presidency interfere with the Miss Universe pageant.

Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair.