Bill Clinton may in fact be moving back into the White House. And coincidentally I'm thinking about moving back into my mother's house.

Delta: We never make the same mistake three times.

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.

George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.

The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag

America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.

Al Gore has endorsed Howard Dean for president. That's pretty fitting, the guy that didn't beat Bush endorsing the guy who won't beat Bush.