Bill Clinton may in fact be moving back into the White House. And coincidentally I'm thinking about moving back into my mother's house.

Do you remember the good ol' days when Congress was only unsafe if you were an intern.

How about this John Kerry controversy? So he's out there in California, tells some kind of joke and it backfires. He's saying he botched the joke. ... This guy can lose elections he's not even in.

I believe I have voted for both Democrats and Republicans. Am I either one? Absolutely not. Ladies and gentlemen, I am an American.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

Are you excited about the recall election? Arnold's campaign has a new slogan: 'Win one for the groper.'

They figured out a way to control that hamburger disease. You dip the hamburger into the scalding hot coffee before eating.