Today coming to work, I saw one of those only in New York scenes. It was a rat who had passed out after choking on a pretzel.
David LettermanUSA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
David LettermanBad news, it's going to be a huge environmental disaster, the oil rig down there in the Gulf of Mexico. The good news is they think now that the oil spill will be diluted by the melting ice caps.
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