Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

Have you been following the big oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico? Or as we call it now, the Dead Sea.

You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in the hot-dogs.

Ted Cruz could be president of the United States. If you thought the Secret Service was drinking before

Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really bad seats.

Now in Utah if you get the death sentence, they have the firing squad. In Russia, they call that early retirement.

The new 'Mad Max' movie takes place in a post-apocalyptic world. I have a small part in 'Mad Max.' I play the old geezer who remembers what steak tasted like.