I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet.

Let's have some wine, go upstairs, and look at my money.

How about that oil slick in the Gulf of Mexico. And you know, the oil slick is going everywhere. So the next time somebody lands on the Hudson, it won't be that big a deal.

Political pundits are saying President George W. Bush has made gains in two key states: dazed and confused.

President Obama is sending a couple hundred troops to Iraq. We spent six years trying to figure a way to get out of Iraq. And now we're back. But this time there is an exit strategy. Barack Obama has an exit strategy. In 2016, he's gone.

John Boehner is a member of a country club in Ohio. It turns out that the bartender was plotting to poison Boehner. Now wait a minute. Isn't that the movie with Seth Rogen and James Franco?

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.