The general election's taking place today in Iraq, so I guess that means we're one step closer to being there for another 10 years.

Hillary has now erased all of her emails, and she also had all of her pantsuits dry cleaned.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

They say the oil spill has the potential to kill more wildlife than a Sarah Palin hunting trip.

It is cold down in Washington, DC. They had to use an ice scraper on John Boehner's face to get the tears off, it was so cold.

Today is the anniversary of the Gettysburg Address. President Lincoln wrote it on his way to the site of the speech on the back of an envelope. One guy on the back of an envelope wrote the great Gettysburg Address - while every night it takes six guys to write this crap!

A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.