I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

I've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.

When my stepfather died, I just kind of fell apart. I felt pretty vulnerable, like there literally could be no tomorrow.

I never dated much in high school or college.

Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.