I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.

I only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.

Don't make your kids look hot and dirty and sexy when they're 5-years old! It's really not the place or the time. You're about 11 years early.

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.