There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
I have no detectable hair style.
I have two skateboards, but I don't get to use them much. I have a snowboard, which I've never used.
I just don't like to go out and deal with the real world. It's scary.
I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.