You know the drill. 18 is legal. 17 with consent. 16 with a note. 15 if her dad's in the room. Low five!

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches.

I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.

It's hard to have a career.

Sometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.