I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible."

I feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

My fellow nerds and I will retire to the nerdery with our calculators.

I think the chances are better of me putting Super Unleaded into a rented car.

I changed my act because I wasn't getting booked.