Nobody wants to read about your life. Who cares?

Seriously, you don't have to know English. It'd be nice, a nice little plus. We don't want miracles. You don't have to know the country's language. But just some shapes, that's all. A square. A little geometry.

Gossip is a plague that consumes weak, gullible people and blinds them from the truth of reality; it can devour entire city's. I prefer keeping my eyes wide open.

It's good to do stand-up. It kind of wakes you up and makes you feel like you're doing something. You got the crowd right there. That's all fun.

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.

I started doing the star turn and making a profit off it. Now I'm kind of one of them.